The title is a reference to the fact that I don't like yaoi or slash. At all. Told myself I'd never draw it. Ever.
Then I got paid $15 to draw it and I was like, "Dude. CASH."
Anyway, this is Thor Odinson and Narfi Lokison. On Facebook, the two are married, though Narfi refuses to change his last name.
Note: recently this couple fell apart due to hatred brewing between the two owners of the characters, and Thor's page is gone now.
I'd apologize but the fucker deserved it.